10 Daily Things

If you’re going to die over a younger woman, you may as well die happy. Get her New Yorker underwear.

If you want to eat phallus-shaped bread, drink through phallus-shaped straws from phallus-shaped cups, kiss ceramic phalluses, sit on a phallus-shaped throne and sing dirty Greek songs about the phallus, then you should visit the little Greek town of Tyrnavos each year on “Clean Monday.”

The one-day pagan fertility festival in this town of 15,000 people [...]

What to do you prefer. Sex with the car?

… or lesbian sex in the car?