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Drunk man had sex with parking meter
A DRUNK footballer’s loudly simulated sex with a parking meter has been recounted in Cairns Magistrates’ Court.
He then made racial slur against a passerby – the final straw for police.
Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance and was fined $150 in court yesterday for causing a public nuisance.
Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: “Yeah baby, you know you want it.”







