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A rare candid look at the two giants of movie comedy on the 1954 “reality” type television program, “This Is Your Life” with Ralph Edwards.

Maddona and director hubby Guy Ritchie were spotted leaving Claridges Hotel in London on Monday. On their way out, she was seen carrying a “Purple Penetrator” strap-on sex toy in a clear plastic bag.

Whether the toy was just a joke or they actually intend to use it, the couple looked dressed for some naughtiness in head to toe black.
Purple Penetrator…that would be a cool name for the new album…

By nature or personal choice, they are rich and famous and yet… ugly as hell!

An interesting? post @ oddee.com about the 20 ugliest celebrities.
This is my Top5 List, with links for for information about them.

1. Michael Jackson

Did you really expect anyone else? Michael Jackson used to be a successful black singer, but took it upon himself to destroy his face and reputation. He now looks like an albino alien whose nose appears to change on a daily basis. Just goes to show you what can happen if you are too critical of your looks… you can end up an albino alien like Mike.

2. Marilyn Manson

Seriously … what the hell happened to this kid? From the ghostly white makeup you can see on his black collar to the funky blue eye and blood red lips … Marilyn Manson is a freak and there’s nothing more to say, he’s ugly by choice. And not only is he ugly, but he scares the crap out of us.

3. Jocelyn Wildenstein

Holy crap! This is what happens when you get obsessed with plastic surgery. A wealthy socialite from Switzerland, Jocelyn is actually a celeb for being so ugly. Her extreme appearance has led to the press giving her the nickname “The Bride of Wildenstein,” a reference to The Bride of Frankenstein. Wildenstein has allegedly spent almost US$4,000,000 on cosmetic surgery over the years, all payed by her husband, the billionaire international art dealer Alec Wildenstein.

4. Marty Feldman

Marty Feldman (1934 – 1982) was an English writer, comedian and BAFTA award winning actor, notable for his bulging eyes, which were the result of a thyroid condition known as Graves Disease. He wrote situation comedies such as The Army Game, Bootsie and Snudge for the BBC and later had a series of his own on the BBC called Marty. He also appeared in The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother and Mel Brooks’ Silent Movie, as well as directing and starring in The Last Remake of Beau Geste. He guest-starred in the “Arabian Nights” episode of The Muppet Show.

5. Shane MacGowan

This Irish musician is best known as the original singer and songwriter with The Pogues, and is considered one of the most important and poetic Irish songwriters of the last thirty years. A great find for our list… he’s terribly horrible.

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Brad Pitt for Pringles

There’s a vague narrative about broken-down cars and white people dancing, but it’s lost in the quasi-Japanese bizarreness of the whole spot. Also, “Pringles: The Fever Reliever?” We’re wary of any product that could share a tagline with Junior Strength MOTRIN.

Matt LeBlanc for Heinz Ketchup

A young, struggling actor with limited range and no visible means of support tries to impress women by dripping condiments off his apartment roof.

Elijah Wood for Pizza Hut

No matter how hard lil’ Elijah’s dad tries, he just can’t cook those hamburgers! They just come out small, shriveled and unsatisfying! Oh man, I bet that’s coming up in the divorce hearings! If only they’d tried this exotic “peet-zah” instead.

Sarah Michelle Gellar for Burger King

A cute Sarah Michelle Gellar discovers that McDonald’s uses a pennyweight’s less meat in its burgers than Burger King. Outraged, she sets out to inform the world, armed with only her crayons and a national, multiplatform marketing campaign.

Keanu Reeves for Corn Flakes

A young Keanu Reeves is stuck in a dead-end job, catering banquets for the leisure class. Only two things sustain him: His love of interpretive dance and how pissed those bourgeoisie cocksuckers will be when they find their caviar replaced with corn flakes.

Paul Rudd for Super Nintendo

Thanks to the infamous “Care Bear Backlash” of the late ’80s, by the time 1990 rolled around, anything marketed to kids had to be “edgy.” Here, the notoriously family-friendly (read: “square”) Nintendo enlists a young Paul Rudd to shake up that wholesome image for their latest product, the “Nintendo Super-Happy, Fun-Time Game Box” (working title).

Meg Ryan for Aim Toothpaste

Meg Ryan’s cheerleader friends give her a an old-fashioned razzing over her “fancy” mint-flavored toothpaste, until it is revealed that Meg’s good oral hygiene has apparently nabbed her a date with the dreamy Jack Reid. (Not revealed in the commercial: Meg puts out like a wolf in heat.)

Seth Green for Nerf

Despite the best efforts of Seth Green’s haircut, Nerf guns are still pretty much the coolest things, ever.

Morgan Freeman for Listerine

Lawdy, mastuh, sho’ is hard being a po’ ol’ telephone repairman. Good thing ‘dis mouthwash is such a powerful concoction! Now, who wants some of Aunt Jemima’s pancakes?

Bruce Willis for Seagram’s Golden Wine Coolers

It’s a classic commercial set up—this product is so great, that the mere thought of using it causes people to start hollering and gyrating like epileptics. Here, a pre-Moonlighting Willis stars as a good ol’ boy who loves his wine coolers so much, that he and his jug band have to start an impromptu porch-front jam session.

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