10 Daily Things

You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
The first truth is a lie.
You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
You soon will forward this to another idiot.
There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

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A brilliant prank idea: call a Chinese food delivery service, put on an order, ask them to wait a bit, while you call a second delivery service and ask the first one to repeat the order while the other thinks he’s taking the order. Sounds complicated, but listen to it…

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A man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Philippines on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan.
Then [...]

Here are some questions received by Australians from foreigners, along with some smart ass replies.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is [...]

This is an absolutely hilarious true story regarding a radio show contest.
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.”
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then [...]

UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and [...]