Equiped with a LED light, a three-way power saving system, a dual seat sensor, a remote control, an oscillating wash, a massage feature, nozzle-position adjustment, five levels according to personal preferences, a seat warmer, a warm air dryer, deodorization, a self-cleaning nozzle, and a whole slew of other features, this bidet is for sure the Mercedes of Butt Washers.

What about an FM Tuner and some video capabilities?

The Blooming Bidet will be on display to the public with a number of other wacky Korean gadgets at New York’s Koreannovation show on May 14th and 15th.

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