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Here’s a picture of the famous Johnson’s Baby Shampoo, which states right on the label: AS GENTLE TO EYES AS PURE WATER. Now that I have a new baby, however, I’m not taking their word for it. I decided to put their claim to the test, by squirting water into one of my eyeballs, and Johnson’s Baby Shampoo into the other.

I know that Johnson & Johnson is America’s most trusted company, but not to me. First of all, they’re named after the penis. Twice. You wouldn’t use a product called “Dr. Schlong Diaper Creme,” would you? Nor would you buy one of “Uncle Scrotum’s Plush Toys.”

Come on, people. Wake up. The only thing as gentle as water is water. Baby shampoo may smell better, and it may even taste better — especially if you’re drunk on Listerine — but for straight purity, it’s pretty hard to top water. Unless you’re in the bottled water business, where every brand is the world’s purest.

Read the full article and download an MP3 sample of the prank @ ZUG >>>