ADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,

- Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!

- Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother Agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.

- Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You’ve Got Male!

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