A girl called jess keeps falling asleep in class. One day the teacher comes up to her and goes:
JESSICA, TELL ME WHO DIED ON THE CROSS

Jessica is sleepin so a boy pokes her in the back with a pencil… In shock she jumps and goes:
JESUS CHRIST!

CORRECT!

A minute later Jessica falls asleep again and the teacher comes over and goes…
JESSICA, TELL ME WHO CREATED THE WORLD

She doesn't reply, so the boy pokes her in the back with a pencil again. Jessica once again jumps in fright and goes:
"GOD ALMIGHTYCORRECT!!!"

Jessica falls asleep again yet the teacher comes over and says:
JESSICA WHAT DID EVE SAY TO ADAM AFTER THEIR 29TH CHILD?!"

Jessica is sleeping so the boy pokes her again. She is so annoyed that she stands up and says:
IF U POKE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA RIP IT OFF YA!!